Recent reviews by Fishface

Avoid at all costs. The business model is an extreme version of pay-to-play, and it's a completely dead game.

Got the full collection for like $5. Can't beat that.

So I've been a big fan of shooters ever since playing Halo on the Xbox, but nothing since switching to PC has ever really captured that old-school shooter game style for me. Until I started playing this.

All of the weapons feel different, and you can really find a gun that suits your playstyle for most situations. The maps are great, and I know of one map that has some secret locations, which really reminds me of the good old days of Halo and Call of Duty where you could work together to find ways to get out of the map or to secret spots.

Character customization is hilarious, and nothing is locked behind a paywall or microtransactions like most shooters. You get enough coins as a new player to really make a cool looking character and customize a number of guns to your liking.

The only small negative things I have to say are that the number of maps is relatively small (I believe there are 7 deathmatch maps and 2 CTF maps at the moment, I could be wrong) and sometimes it may be hard to get a populated game started because the playerbase is small at the moment, but most of the time I don't have trouble with this for long.

All in all a solid game, and fun to play.

It's free and has more content than No Man's Sky.

Notice how the reviews for Scorched Earth are positive, while the ARK reviews are becoming negative. The only reason is people try to run ARK on potato laptops.

The DLC is amazingly fun, the map is great, and the gameplay is fresh.

So I discovered like 15 planets out of 18 Quintillion, and I'd say that 13 of them felt EXACTLY THE SAME. I can't express how hugely let down I am from the game after waiting so long and watching the hype build. If you want a fun exploration space game, play Spore's space stage.

3/10

I recently started playing this game with friends, and I must say that it is really fun with friends. It's different to be shooting at each other with spear guns underwater rather than with assault rifles in your average shooter game. Not to mention you can actally be the shark too.

+The atmosphere of the whole game is neat
+ Graphics are nice
+ Controls are smooth
+ Maps are varied

If you've got buddies and you guys are looking for a game that'll give you a good time, I definitely think it's easy to get your fill of fun from this game for the price.

Miscreated is actually really fun, and believe it or not it actually runs pretty well.
Day 1:
-Find bright yellow bike helmet
-Wear that thing everywhere
-Meet up with friend
-Kill a guy over ravioli
-Throw some flares in the street
-Have a dance party with armed stranger
-Kill armed stranger while he's not looking

Day 2:
-Got some pretty decent weapons now
-Want to fix up a truck
-Find all the parts AHH YES
-Driving around town when all of a sudden truck freaks out
-Plz truck dont do this
-Truck slingshots and kills me and friend
-Also kills an innocent bystander

Day 3:
-I'm salty from losing my stolen loot
-Find a random dude in street
-Play gunshots through my mic and start screaming "GIMME YOUR STUFF"
-He puts down his stuff
-I run up and take the loot while he realizes he just got robbed by an unarmed fresh spawn

10/10 would kill a man over ravioli again

TL;DR- 11/10 "You're hot, find some place to cool down" Simulator 2015

First of all, everyone needs to know that the optimization needs to be better. The devs have stated that, and are working on it. I have faith that it's going to get better, so I am not going to criticize for low FPS.

Pros:
-Solid Gameplay
-Animations for characters and dinosaurs are very smooth; not clunky at all
-The world is extremely detailed, and feels alive.
-The community is pretty awesome at the moment.
-Mechanics are simple, nothing seems too difficult, but it's not a walk in the park.
-Character creation is insanely funny
-Dinosaurs

Cons:
-Obviously FPS. This will get better.
-Thirst takes like one minute to run down to empty when it's hot outside.
-It's always hot outside.
-Sometimes it definitely seems like an XP grind to get to the next level
-All official servers are almost always full. Lots of good unofficial servers, though

All in all, it's a solid EA release, hoping it will get better through development.

10/10

Mods are great, especially now that we won't pay for them.