1. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

2. What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

3. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

4. I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

6. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

7. I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

8. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

9. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

10. Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

11. What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

12. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

13. Can February March? No, but April May.

14. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

15. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

16. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

17. My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

18. Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.

19, A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

20. I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it!