Ever since my first trip to Lidl, I've drunk a bottle of Freeway Orange soda every day. I know that doctors say drinking so much of this stuff is bad for you and your teeth, but I honestly don't care. Freeway orange just makes me feel so alive everyday. I even have a fan page on Twitter for the company. It's like taking drugs. Whenever I even take a small gulp, I immediately feel like doing whatever I damn well please, and it's a great feeling. I just get such pleasure from drinking this orange soda, and I always drink some before having sex with my girlfriend, because apparently it makes me twice as hard. Don't ask me why, I'm not a biologist.

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