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The most frequently offered interior design aesthetic used by
rootless career-hopping young people.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken
bone!
-- Homer Simpson
When Flanders Failed
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An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.
-- Simon Cameron
There are honest journalists like there are honest politicians. When
bought they stay bought.
-- Bill Moyers
😚
Congressman: Cigarettes killed my father... and raped my mother!
🤓
There are bugs and then there are bugs. And then there are bugs.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
😯
"What do you call that warm feeling you get inside?"
"Heartburn?"
(Hogfather)
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
😩
Spams my notifications with messages while I'm offline. Just ONE message will do.
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He's twenty-something.
You can have a dream about eating a treat you can have a dream about buying a hat or you can have a dream about losing your friends Or you