Recent reviews by Hello Kinky

Completely unique game that I would otherwise recommend, however I simply cannot at this point in time.

The developers have slowly eroded the in-game economy, requiring players to not only buy premium vehicles AND premium game-time, but to also play to a high-standard in order to be able to afford any reasonable pace of in-game progression. If you aren't spending a dime on this game you will soon hit a roadblock where you can't even afford to repair the vehicles you have already earned and purchased.

Numerous issues plague the game, such as poorly-modelled map geometry causing your shots to get eaten by a rock that wasn't in the way, or burned out remains of other tanks not being synced to your client properly, meaning that where the wreck is on your screen is different to the server (yet again eating your shots). Not to mention all the times your shot will either phase through the enemy and do nothing, or completely fail to penetrate when it should have.

Finally, the treatment of the playerbase from Gaijin is also horrible. Every time there's a community uproar Gaijin proceeds to treat us as if we were incompetent and don't understand what they were trying to do, when we clearly understand the changes that DON'T make the game better. Not to mention what is either Gaijin being incompetent or BLATANTLY lying to us, such as a recent comment from them saying "You can't give a player everything at once, because it will overwhelm and make the game very difficult for them and they will just leave it either immediately or almost immediately." despite the fact that they continue to offer top-tier vehicles that you can purchase for real money with no prior requirements. Which is it Gaijin?

If you can't treat your players with a modicum of care and respect, then you don't deserve any.

Extremely fun game with many different play styles of your choosing, Fun joke-style gamemodes on cycle every day.

#LokiIsBae

-Joins a Zeus server
-Walking by a town toward the airfield
-Squad stops for a stamina break
-Ask for McDonalds
-Refused
-Given prowler cause we were taking too long
-Start driving to the airfield
-Run over patrol with prowler
-Driver screaming GAS GAS GAS!
-Smashes through airfield gates and immediately gets mown down
-Worth it
-Can't remember if roadkilled patrol was friendly or not

Just buy it, whether or not you learn to play, you will have this ♥♥♥♥ happen and that is worth the price