生活打了我一巴掌，我没挺住 我给了牛至一巴掌，牛至依旧挺立 或许牛至更比我会适合做人 别人给了我一刀，我挺住了 我给了牛至一刀，牛至却倒下了 或许我比牛至更适合做牛至 我不明白是我身上长了-个牛至还是牛至身上长了个我 碰到喜欢的人 牛至都会硬一硬 而我却不敢吱声 我拿着杯子，骗牛至说这是个温暖的批牛至站起来，骗我说这是个温暖的世界 我没有女朋友，牛至很高兴，因为我可以时常抚摸它 我有了女朋友，牛至也很高兴，因为它可以.有个温暖的家 或许真的是牛牛身上长了我而不是我身上长了个牛牛
Good, funny guy, nice mate

The green m&m, you will notice, is no longer wearing sexy boots. Now she's wearing sensible sneakers.Why the change? Well, according to m&m's quote, "We all win when we see more women in leading roles." Because leading women do not wear sexy boots, leading women wear frumpy shoes, the frumpyer the better. Thats the rule. The other big change is that the brown m&m has, quote, "Transitioned from high stilettos to lower block heels." also less sexy. Thats progress. m&m's will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them, that's the goal when you're totally turned off. We've achieved equity. They've won.

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