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⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⡟ Wish you a wonderful weekend
В свете недавнего решения о блокировке Discord на территории Российской Федерации возникает вопрос: не затронет ли это на нашу любимую платформу Steam? Я искренне надеюсь, что нет. Мы должны продолжать развивать и улучшать самую большую игровую площадку в мире.
Steam стал неотъемлемой частью нашей жизни, как и любая другая социальная сеть. Поэтому я желаю всем добра и счастья! Мы сможем преодолеть любые трудности вместе!
ㅤ𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴!
I active user!
Nice to meet you
Joke 12
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Joke 11
A man goes to a funeral. He asks the widow if he could say a word. He goes to the front and says "Plethora" and sits back down. The widow leans over and whispers "Thanks, that means a lot."
Joke 10
Two nuns were sitting on a park bench when a naked man runs by...
One of the nuns had a stroke, the other couldn't reach...
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3183222640
Joke 9
I mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza and now im in hot water with the Japanese mafia
Joke 8
Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit like a glove
https://gtm.you1.cn/profiles/76561199198240087/myworkshopfiles/
Joke 7
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Joke 6
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
:makes gagging sound:
I told this to my family when I was like, 11? Went over well.
Joke 5
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it
Joke 3
"Doctor, will I be ok?"
"I don't know, Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't do astronomy doc"
"Me neither, my thermometer just broke"
Joke 2
Much more fun to say out loud than type but,
Two whales walk into a bar The bartender asks what can I get for you two?
One whales goes
OOOOOoooooOOOooooooOoOOOO (I try for dorys humpback whale impersonation here)
The second whale: Go home Frank you're drunk.
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Joke 1
Why do SCUBA divers fall out of the boat backwards?
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
God of Rizz
of skibiti of fortnite
I... chase a gyat
That I know I can never deserve
tip 29
not sure why somebody is crying?
ask, "is it because of your haircut?"
tip 27
want to replace a broken game console?
buy another one, put the broken console in the new one's box, and return it
tip 26.
If gay translates to "fun," then I'm fuсkіng natural
tip 25
Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job
tip 24
if we remove all the laws, the crime rate will drop to zero percent
│ * Despite everithing, it's still you . │
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https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3163988378
tip 23
I want to be a billionaire like my uncle. He wanted to be a billionaire too
tip 22
when I was young I was poor, but after years of effort I am no longer young
tip 21
Sometimes I want to die. But I remember that the world would be a much better place without me, so I stay
tip 20.
Don't say "I want", say "I will". Like, "I will have my parents love me"
tip 19
My daily routine is pretty ordinary - I wake up and suffer