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Balthamous 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
There are hot single Santas in your area! Would you like to get some Hoe Hoe Hoes? Merrry Christmas!
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm 
Just a PSA please do not shoot red suited men coming down from your chimneys this year! Santa regrets to inform you the buckshot was very hard to remove and he will be sending you his medical bill. Merry Christmas!
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23pm 
The night Saruman stole chirstmas, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiRjmD9h-YY Merry christmas!
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm 
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMCjFQIefg
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2020 @ 9:49pm 
Santa demands a sacrifice of milk and cookies, you have until midnight on the 25th to pay. Merry Christmas!
がちょう 17 Dec, 2020 @ 12:43pm 
+rep Is a dude and plays guitar.
Balthamous 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:15pm 
Merry christmas! Santa issues an apology for the conduct of his elves last year. He did not intend for the use of explosives. Please don't sue.
Balthamous 24 Dec, 2018 @ 10:37am 
Merry Christmas! Santa encourages you to stay in school and stop being cheap and share your meth with him.
Balthamous 24 Dec, 2017 @ 12:17am 
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Santa is still here, always watching.
Merry Christmas!
Balthamous 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:38pm 
Merry Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVATUYADKGs
Balthamous 24 Dec, 2015 @ 11:13am 
Merry Christmas nerd,
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