老公不在家自己无聊

add me, its important

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

Vulcans worship peace above all.
-- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
-- Steven Wright
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Never have children, only grandchildren.
-- Gore Vidal
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Today is the last day of your life so far.
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We can predict everything, except the future.
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Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at
different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James
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