Full McDonald's Menu

Breakfast Fruit & Maple Oatmeal Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Egg McMuffin® Egg White Delight McMuffin® Sausage McMuffin® Sausage McMuffin® with Egg Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit Sausage Biscuit Sausage Biscuit with Egg Steak, Egg & Cheese Biscuit Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Sausage McGriddles® Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel Big Breakfast® Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes Hotcakes Hotcakes and Sausage Sausage Burrito Hash Browns Burgers Bacon Smokehouse Burger Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger Big Mac® Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Triple Cheeseburger Double Cheeseburger McDouble® Bacon McDouble® Cheeseburger Hamburger Chicken & Sandwiches Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Smokehouse Artisan Grilled Chicken 4 piece Chicken McNuggets® Buttermilk Crispy Tenders Classic Chicken Sandwich Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich McChicken® Filet-O-Fish®

"Sea-Monkeys®" is a trademark name owned by Transcience Corp. and it must be used *ONLY* to represent "Artemia NYOS" brand products.
We not only unlocked the most elusive secrets of their life cycle, we created new formulas to keep them alive under conditions found in the average home—an accomplishment never before achieved! Finally, after years of crossbreeding, we developed a hybrid. These amazing new hybrids grow larger and live longer than any "natural" variety of brine shrimp.

No. 24
Plasma III (Packet 4) $4.00
With this formula your Sea-Monkeys will see an all new form of growth! Stimulate the minds of your Sea-Monkeys with vitamins, minerals, and genetic enhancers! You've always treated your Sea-Monkeys with respect and compassion befitting a human. Take that extra step and make your Sea-Monkeys just a little more Man than Monkey. Plasma III is recommended by Transcience Corp. for spectacular results!

Every morning I wake up and I have to carry my massive penis over my shoulder so it doesn’t drag on the floor, I go to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I need to aim my penis in the urinal(they built a different urinal for me) because if I piss in the commod my penis will drop into the water(which is nasty). Every time I go to school I need to make sure I hide it properly so I wear large hoodies and utilize my penis as my belt. It takes me 2 hours to shower just so i can clean my penis properly, everytime I masturbate my ♥♥♥ releases from my penis the day after because the travel distance is so long. When I get an erection, the blood flow to my legs completely stops and I cannot stand or move. They almost cut my penis when I was born thinking it was my umbilical cord. Every girl I’ve had a chance to be with has been scared of me and ran away crying. This is the life of a fellow massive penis haver.

Keeps getting tunneled in dbd, kinda his fault for being so thicc

grass

+rep Dear Mr. Sir,
"REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
"I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

i will slice you up with my limited edition katana i got at my local anime convention for 16.99. i will cut your tiny penis off and tape it onto my bodypillow and dump that bodypillow into my local river and when the police find out ill show them your head that i hid in my closet and say that he wanted to be with his waifu and i was just carrying out his will.

I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 16 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me my waifu is ♥♥♥♥. Asuna is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot ♥♥♥♥. You don't know anything, baka.

Do you want to become a vampire so that you can be powerful and have dominion over everything in this world, here is the best chance for you to take a challenge towards it. I want to say a very big thanks to Mr. Micheal who transformed me into vampire after taking the powerful transformation blood of the vampire, I was turned immediately and now I have powers and dominions over everything, and i am so rich and famous now. The vampire world is a great and beautiful world everybody would love to be in but those who has make up their mind can become one of us. If you’re interested and you want to become a vampire email vampirelifelordchanger@hotmail.com for instant transformation and once you are turned, you will be able to turn to vampire anytime and turn to human anytime too. Email: VAMPIRELIFELORDCHANGER@HOTMAIL.COM……….

█░█░█▀█░█░█░█▀█░░█▀█▀█░█▀█░▀█▀░█░█░█▀▀░█▀█
▀█▀░█░█░█░█░██▀░░█░█░█░█░█░░█░░█▀█░█▀▀░██▀
░▀░░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░▀░▀░░▀░▀░▀░▀▀▀░░▀░░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀░▀
░░░░░░░░░░█░█░█░█▀█░█▀▀░░█▀█
░░░░░░░░░░█░█░█░█▀█░▀▀█░░█▀█
░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀░▀░▀░▀▀▀░░▀░▀
░░░░█░█░█▀█░█▀█▀█░█▀▀░▀█▀░█▀▀░█▀█
░░░░█▀█░█▀█░█░█░█░▀▀█░░█░░█▀▀░██▀
░░░░▀░▀░▀░▀░▀░▀░▀░▀▀▀░░▀░░▀▀▀░▀░▀

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx