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"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2018 @ 11:02am

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2018 @ 11:35am

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2018 @ 11:40am

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 1:01am

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 12:55am

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 1:10am

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 1:18am

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 2:13am

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 2:15am

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 2:19am

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 7:38am

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 9:19am

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 7:42am

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 7:36am

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 9:25am

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 4:13pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 8:03am

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 8:18am

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 8:17am

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 8:25am

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2018 @ 5:03pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 2:17am

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 2:25am

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 2:32am

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 2:37am

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 2:42am

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 3:43am

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 3:55am

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 3:55am

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 3:45am

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 3:51am

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 4:39am

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 6:21am



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
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