we can try one more game if you want

This dude literally terrorizes his neighbourhood by running around his neighbourhood topless, with a hatchet and with bricks in his backpack after midnight.

You're pathetic, your country is pathetic, if you're whole country disappeared tomorrow nobody would give a ♥♥♥♥.

Your language is horrible, to the point where Dutch prefer to speak English, nobody can tell if it's German or Dutch anyway, despite your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ accents

Your government was in pause for 210 days because your politicians couldn't let Geert, a man who might actually represent the people of the netherlands, have any kind of power.

None of your companies matter and none of your universities are of any note.

Your country is invaded by Moroccans, and other type of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you're at the point where Zwarte piet has bowed to the pressure of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and now you're happily changing your culture.

Ukrainian referendum? How did that go?

Overseas territories? How did that go?

But hey, at least you can smoke weed and ♥♥♥♥ Slav ♥♥♥♥♥♥, because that's all your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ swamp is good for.

Hello

Dear friend,

it is indeed my pleasure to write to you this letter, with I believe will be a surprise to you. I actually found your email address at the trade and email listings here in Pretoria, South Africa. I work at the Ministry of Minerals and Energy in South Africa and have the mandate of two of my senior colleagues to search discreetly and diligently for a foreign partner that could assist us concerning a business matter with will be of mutual benefit to all.

I’m a teenager who:

• Eats meat. • Doesn’t drink alcohol. • Doesn’t buy the transgender agenda. • Rejects climate change scaremongering. • Doesn’t listen to the Mainstream Media. • Isn’t woke.

We’re a rare breed these days.

We got a number one Victory Royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to Chug Jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
He says
"Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?"
"I need healing and I am only at one HP"
Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari
I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
There's a chest that's just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend
More than you can contend
I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer (cool pro Fortnite-)
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today