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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2021 @ 7:13am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 11:42am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2021 @ 8:59am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 4 May, 2021 @ 3:31am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 9:02am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 8:07am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 8:29am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 11:40am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 7:09pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 3:55am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 7:58am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 9:31am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00pm