˙punɟǝɹ ɐ ʇǝƃ llᴉʍ I puɐ 'noʎ puᴉɟ llᴉʍ I 'noʎ ɹoɟ ʞool llᴉʍ I 'ʇ,uop noʎ ɟᴉ ʇnq ˙noʎ ǝnsɹnd ʇou llᴉʍ I 'noʎ ɹoɟ ʞool ʇou llᴉʍ I ˙ʇᴉ ɟo puǝ ǝɥʇ ǝq ll,ʇɐɥʇ ɥɔᴉʍpuɐs ǝʎɹ uɐƃǝʌ ǝǝɹɟ uǝʇnlƃ ɐ ǝɯ ǝʌɹǝs noʎ ɟI ˙noʎ ǝʞᴉl ǝldoǝd ɹoɟ ǝɹɐɯʇɥƃᴉu ɐ ǝɯ ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ sʇuǝɯǝɹᴉnbǝɹ ʎɹɐʇǝᴉp ˙ɹǝǝɹɐɔ ƃuol ʎɹǝʌ ɐ ɹǝʌo pǝdolǝʌǝp ǝʌ,I sʇuǝɯǝɹᴉnbǝɹ ʎɹɐʇǝᴉp ˙sʇuǝɯǝɹᴉnbǝɹ ʎɹɐʇǝᴉp ɟo ʇǝs ɹɐlnɔᴉʇɹɐd ʎɹǝʌ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ I

I have a very particular set of dietary requirements. Dietary requirements I've developed over a very long career. Dietary requirements that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you serve me a gluten free vegan rye sandwich that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will get a refund.