I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me we
shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him? Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High
King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if
they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average girl, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai girlfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku. <3

no u

you've got big gay

ew how did this cutie end up in my friends list :flushed: