Recent reviews by ChuckleBuckle

first off, its Really awesome to finally get our hands on Bannerlord and you are already a big fan of Mount and Blade this is still a must get even in its form right now.

All I have to really say is that as the form the game is that the base mechanics allowing to the game to be playable and enjoyable are really the only things working as of now. There is a lot of polishing that needs to be done the Taleworlds has been working hard on since early access has started.

here's a quick list of bugs I've faced while playing, some might not be bugs and just balancing issues: (none of which really game breaking)

-characters sometimes becomes balls of textures
-AI isn't the greatest, ESPECIALLY during sieges. Field battles there's barely any issues
-in game 2 years has passed and now only 4 factions remain, mine, 1 other small one, one that owns 1/5 of the map and another one that own 3/5 of the map. factions gain power well too quickly to the point where you might not even be able to fight them if you wait too long and this happens way too fast
-framerate issues with battles, despite number of troops on the field between 300 - 1000
-random dialogue glitches
-story is unfinished of course
-siege weapons are almost useless, besides the ones used to get in
-ram will break down castle doors and the troops will ignore the opening, even when ordered there.
-in battle facial animations are great, I threw a javelin into a guys neck and could visibly see the fear and pain, but after troops drop dead their face becomes a blank emotionless female face instead of you know, a dead guy

still a good amount of work to be put in but this already has the base for an amazing game, get it early if you want or wait a couple months I'd say.

Got raided by a group of goofballs in a blizzard. Most of them got mowed down by my turrets and 2 of them got injured. I captured one girl since she had good stats, the other downed enemy was a 16 year old with not much to offer. Since it was below freezing and I imagined he was bleeding out, I decided to let the elements take care of him. 5 days later I noticed he was still kicking and i thought to myself "dang, I have to take him in if he's survived this long". Took him in and nursed him back to health. I noticed though that he never got out of bed so I checked his health and found out that his spine was broken, poor dude was paralyzed. :(

so i harvested his organs and sold them to space people.

10/10 would earn 489 silver again.

-in intense battle with another guy
-cuts his arm off
-we both pause
-he looks at his arm on the ground
-he looks at me
-arm again
-me again
-frantically begins to scream and shake
-he then dies of blood loss

11/10 would cause just a flesh wound again

>sitting in pit with 25 other guys trying to fend off cav
>gunshot, explosions, smoke, screams all across the defenders side
>field is covered in bodies of horses and men
>sees friendly cav and 2 infrantry get obliterated by a cannon ball
>the horrors of war
>turns back to guys in pit with me
>one guys face is the size of a baseball with a thin head (the characters able to be made in this game are 2nd to none btw)
>we'll call him baseball boy
>cav runs over me and knocks me down
>baseball boy has his neck sliced open by same cav
>same cav gets bayonetted like a pin cushion a second after
>5 more minutes of continued cav charges
>6 of us left
>kill the last cav targeting us
>we did it!
>sighs of relief
>mortar explodes in pit
>4 guys blown up
>me and the other guy get torn to shreds by shrapnel
>spawns back in
>baseball boy is infront of me
>has neck sliced open again
>war... war never changes

10/10 would be torn to shreds again

>start game a an almighty D boi
>finds scientist and follow him to the upgrade room
>waits in prresumed safety of upgrade room
>fellow D bois come one
>one has a pistol (now known as Big D)
"GIVE ME THE CARD NERD!"
>scientist drops card
>hears stomping outside
"what the ♥♥♥♥ is that?"
𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮
>Immense D boi panic
>screaming in horror with other D bois as they are captured
>Big D manages to open the door
𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯
>Big D is dispatched with inhuman precision upon trying to escape the room
>D bois panic grows ever louder
>scientist is Mercked by doctor
>runs into the machine as a last ditch effort
>machines running
>screams are silenced
>machine door opens
>Larry
>finds a tribe of D bois arguing over doors in the pocket dimension
>first come first serve
>after 2 deaths of fellow D bois we find the right door
>leaves pocket dimesion
>gunned down by MTF

10/10 would be doomed again

only complaint is that mic and in game voice chat randomly decide not to work which ruins 50% of the experience. Other than that great free game!

Honestly this game is amazing.

I sold this game cause i completed all the levels in about 2 hours, BUT im rebuying it soon. I do recomend this game and even though there isnt very much levels now, just think if the future. Imagin being able to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of people on an infinate amount of levels when and if workshop comes out and your able to maek your own maps. Imagine the potential of this game.

p.s. devs plz add a map creator and workshop compatibility

Thank u XOXOXOX

CS:GO? more like CS:NO

bad things:

- aimbots
- russians
- russians
- mind reading russians
- aimbotting russians
- telepathic russians
- mind reading, telepathic, aimbotting russians
- got 23 dollar shadow daggers when i spent 60$ on cases and keys
- cases and keys
- did i mention russians?
- public lobbies
- takes too long to level up
- i get judged on my gun skins even though i got them cause i thought they were cool
- community is a pile of ♥♥♥♥
- gets boring
- russians

good things:
- case opening simulator
- best game for surfing
- gambling (isnt really part of game)

how to improve:
- get rid of all russians
- stop working on this steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥ when you dont need to add anything and make half life 3
- add beanies like in the division

thank u for reading dis pl0x

this is what CS:GO should be

good things:
- no russians
- aimbots are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- you need skill
- get to drive cars
- did i mention no cyka blachts?
- fun with friends
- they have dogs instead of knifes

bad things:

- still havent found a purple beanie to replace my red one and ive been through like 80,000 dark zones