So if you're reading this and haven't clicked away because of the weird furry stuff yet, then hi, this is the cardboard box outside of your local Subway that I sit in and ponder.
(Potential questions to follow)

Who am I?
I dunno, some fella on steam. I'll just go by Kurt Alert to make it easy to remember. Contrary to what it may suggest, I am not as 'alert' as the name would lead you to believe. It just rhymed.

What am I like?
I mostly keep to myself, but I'll try and talk to someone on occasion. I'm pretty bad at talking to people tho.

What am I?
On a ♥♥♥♥ sleep schedule for one.

Do I have any hobbies or anything?
I mean, I play a bunch of games. Team Fortress 2, Hunt: Showdown, Left 4 Dead 2 (campaign mode only, because I'm too much of a pansy to play vs. mode), and other stuff sometimes.
I'm also an (amatuer) artist. Yayyyy. Granted, I'm not all that GOOD at it atm, but I'll get there eventually.
What do I draw tho?
Uhhh...
Short answer: Cringe
Long answer: Barely-dressed big titty furry girls

Any annoying 'rules' for friend requests?
Not... really. I for the most part accept random friend requests. So I guess you can add me if you want to. (Just as long as you're over 18)

This is the best I could do for an info box?
Yes.