I will never forget you. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. As I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion--i feel retarded. What you told me was undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. I just jumped out my apartment window and killed myself.

This is what you must do. Get up, walk into the middle of the nearest forest and lay down and reflect on what you did.

Never utter a syllable out of that cancerous hole in your face again, and allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skull wastes on a daily basis. You almost singlehandedly destroyed mankind by being conscious.

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected, even marginally, is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abomination and I am going to spiral into a depression very quickly because of this realization.

The realization that we both fall under the term "human" and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It's so pathetic, the way you mope around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame. You walk around reacting to everything that happens to you. ♥♥♥♥ you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that's the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man's body will understand it.

I would rather...

Withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it.

Give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water.

Stub my big toe over 50 times in one day.

Be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever.

Be a literal cuckold.

Get ♥♥♥♥♥-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life going forward.

Undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and body beyond repair.

Undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in being spat on and told I am worthless.

Be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight - for the rest of my life.

Have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome.

...than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.

I need you to know that this list is not comprehensive, and that there are many, many more atrocious situations I would prefer to you even coming across my vision.

Instead of continuing to talk about more situations that I would prefer to be in than merely glancing at you, I am going to revert back to what I was talking about before - insulting your character. The reason being that I don't feel like you have fully comprehended the extent of my negative opinion of you - and why I think this way.