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ㅤ* Guy : "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
Doc : "How's that?"
Guy : "Don't you start..."
ㅤ* Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
ㅤ* A depressed man turned to his friend in the pub and said, "I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking 50 aspirin."
"Oh man, that's really bad", said his friend, "What happened?"
The first man sighed and said, "After the first two, I felt better."
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