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1 person found this review helpful
86.3 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
9.5/10 with a 6 man
Posted 15 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.8 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
add 4 mans
Posted 22 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,522.5 hrs on record (864.6 hrs at review time)
Oh, DayZ, the ultimate survival game where the real threat is not the zombies or other players, but your own hilarious incompetence. Strap on your running shoes and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, frustrations, and unexpected encounters. This game truly captures the essence of what it means to be lost in a post-apocalyptic world with nothing but your wits and a serious lack of direction.

Let's start with the graphics. Ah, yes, the picturesque landscapes of Chernarus, where you'll spend 90% of your time sprinting across vast fields, through forests, and over hills. While the scenery is undeniably stunning, you'll become intimately familiar with every tree and rock on your epic journey to nowhere. You'll also develop an uncanny ability to spot a single can of beans from half a mile away. Truly, a survival skill to be admired.

Now, let's talk about the survival mechanics. Food and water are vital, but finding them is like stumbling upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. You'll search high and low, scavenging every decrepit building, only to discover empty cans and more empty cans. Seriously, who knew the zombie apocalypse could create such a scarcity of canned goods? And don't even get me started on the joy of trying to open a can without a can opener. It's like a mini-game of frustration and potential tetanus.

The interaction with other players is where the real fun begins. One moment, you're cautiously sneaking around, avoiding any human contact like the plague (pun intended). The next, you stumble upon a group of strangers singing Kumbaya around a campfire, offering you a weapon or a sardine tin. Are they friendly? Are they cannibals? Who knows! The only certainty is that trust issues will become your constant companion throughout this game.

Let's not forget the thrill of getting attached to your hard-earned loot, only to lose it all in a moment of sheer panic. Picture this: you're creeping through a town, desperately avoiding any attention, when you suddenly trip over an invisible pebble. Your character falls, knocks over a stack of pots, and attracts the entire zombie population of Chernarus. Goodbye, shiny AK-47 and precious medkits. Hello, futile fistfight against the undead.

Despite its quirks and occasional frustration, DayZ offers a unique gaming experience that's hard to replicate. It's like stumbling into a comedy of errors, where every wrong decision leads to a new and hilarious story. From getting lost for hours to accidentally making friends with a goat, this game guarantees that you'll laugh, scream, and curse in equal measure.

So, grab your running shoes, pack your can opener, and prepare for an unforgettable adventure in DayZ, the running simulator that'll leave you questioning your decision-making skills and wondering why you can't seem to outrun a bunch of zombies. Good luck, survivor. You'll need it!
Posted 29 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,866.8 hrs on record (2,937.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I fancy it
Posted 13 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
202.8 hrs on record (51.6 hrs at review time)
8/10 would be 10/10 if half of the game wasnt a running simulator
Posted 15 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Got launched out of the house by a dildo. Would recommend very good :D.
Posted 19 February, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
164.4 hrs on record (54.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Best game i've ever played in my life and works perfectly for mac unlike dayz and arma!!!
Posted 17 December, 2013.
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