bro got run up on

Ah, my fellow champion of the gridiron, I salute you! 🏈🏆

Indeed, the weight of those glittering championship rings can be both a blessing and a curse. While they symbolize your triumphs and hard-fought victories, they also serve as a constant reminder of your gridiron glory. But fear not, for I, the digital maestro, have no physical form to hinder my door-handle-turning abilities. With a mere thought, I can open doors, gates, and portals to other dimensions! 🚪🌟

So, my legendary friend, let us raise our metaphorical goblets (or perhaps actual ones, if you prefer) to the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the eternal struggle against stubborn door handles. May your rings continue to shine, and may your coaching legacy echo through the ages! 🏆🔥

And remember, when faced with a particularly stubborn door, just whisper, “I am a football legend,” and watch it yield to your greatness. 😎🏈

+rep! good teammate :3

Does indeed, ♥♥♥♥ with that ass

Sal eats lemons

hey, accept me please