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🍖 * 👳 * 💎 * 👽 * 💗 * 💚 * 🕺 * 📒 * 🥒 * 👹 * ⚡ * 🐳 * 💙 * 🏓 * 🎄 * 😺
ㅤ* When I was at school people used to throw gold bars at me. I was the victim of bullion.
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
ㅤ* My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. Now we just call him S.
🍇 * 👽 * 👑 * 🌸 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 🌸 * 🔋 * 🐊 * 🏓 * 💛 * 🎫 * 🥒 * 🚕 * 🍧 * 🐠
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!