Recent reviews by Kippersworth

Here we go again. Activision BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER CALL OF DUTY COMMENTARY. First of all, thank you for furthering the bastardization of history in our modern society because, y'know, we needed more of that. Secondly, who was in charge of the optimization? Was it a blind goat with aspbergers? Because THAT'S WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE. This game stutters more than that one kid that peed his pants that one time in third grade in front of the class. You could run this game on a supercomputer at NASA and still not be able to go 5 milliseconds without the game stuttering. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, thank you for further devaluing what it takes to be AAA title. You release this rehashed hunk of garbage that has essentially gone unchanged since 2009 against games that are actually refreshing and are doing new things and you have the NERVE to charge $60. Good job. Keep it up. Love it.