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-- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
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Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple
of more feet, just to be sure.
-- Eric Allman
... We make rope.
-- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory.
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Paralysis through analysis.
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Often things ARE as bad as they seem!
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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
-- Erma Bombeck
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... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
-- J. B. White
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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
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Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
-- Nelson Algren, "What Every Young Man Should Know"
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