"Cast upon where Dwemer cities slept, the yearning spire hidden learnings kept, under deep, below the dark, the hidden keep, Tower Mzark..."

"Farewell, best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!"

“If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose then I’m mad. That’s the way history is written.”

"If you're good at something never do it for free."

"You sit here, in these vast halls, with a crown upon your head, and yet you are lesser now than you have ever been."

“I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”

"Fear is wisdom in the face of danger. It's nothing to be ashamed of."

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."

"We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party."

"Are you sure we can't manufacture some sort of happy ending? 'Cause you know me I love them happy endings."

"A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rate so that passerbyers will think he is an officer."

"Every night is the time for drink! For the morning sun may greet you with your last ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day"

"I mean who would've noticed another madman around here?"