Recent reviews by TheDreadPirateRoberts

You're waiting for a train. (A military suply train loaded with tanks, and maybe, just maybe... a fighter jet) A train that will take you far away. (Cause the map is so freakin huge!) You know where you hope the train will take you, (Hopefully it will take you to a military base so you can raze and loot it...or maybe just over a sweet looking mountain you can wingsuit off...) but you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter....Now, tell me why...? TELL ME WHY!!!!!"

"Because we'll be together!" **You whisper lovingly to your 2 machine pistols, auto shotgun, 6 grenades, 5 c4 charges, and some fantastical handheld wizardry of science which allows you to blast your enemies to oblivion with the power of directed atmospheric lightning strikes!**

Rico is a living God of Destruction. He is Ares in human form.... and he's also got a pretty sweet grappling hook and wingsuit.

- Burn Them ALL.

This game DESERVES the 2017 "Suspension of Disbelief" Award.

It breaks all the natural laws, but does it SO well...