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Joe

Look, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and raw dogging my gorgeous black wife. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Wearing a condom when I make aggressive, passionate love to my gorgeous black wife and 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and sex with my gorgeous black wife is incredible, even with a condom. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest contraceptive device reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black wife's sleek ebony vagina by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black wife more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely make love to her without a condom, it's simply not realistic. Regards, Django

Uh, hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."