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🎁 💙 🏀 👃 🍇 🎄 ⚡ 🚘 🎍 👹 🍧 🌋 📗 👳 🐳 🥒
Symptom: Everything has gone dark.
Fault: The Bar is closing.
Action Required: Panic.
Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
You cannot see the bathroom light.
Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not,
treat yourself to a lie-in.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come
sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"
🌸 🥞 🥗 🐝 🎽 🏓 🐟 😺 🌂 🌳 🚗 🎫 🚙 📒 🕺 💄