My mind is like a web browser. 19 tabs are open, 17 tabs are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Well, I’m the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

I’m your homie with an extra chrom-y.

Live, Laugh, Toaster, Bath.

I need CPR Coochie,Pu$$y,Right Now.

This game is my thirteenth reason.

I’m not racist my wife has 2 black eyes.

My coochie meow meow isn't pink, because i'm brown. Roast Beef.

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

The only dark I like is when I turn off the lights.

I'm glad you didn't drip down your moms leg because I like drinking with you.

That $hit make your pu$$y throb.

I'm so quirky it's because i'm a Gemini.

I'd suck a fart out of her ass, and hold it like a bong rip.

I might black out, and put my ass out. This sh1t crazy dawg.

Any lift is a lower back exercise if you do it wrong enough 💪💪

Girls be like oh I'm not pretty I have rolls so so does Texas Roadhouse and I still get hard when they bring them $hits out you know what I'm saying we're buttering rolls and filling holes. gang gang clappulations 27:7

How come when the sun blacks out on a Monday it's called an eclipse, but when I do it they call it alcoholism.

If you can make that girl giggle. You can get that a$$ to clap and jiggle.

What sound does a monkey make? I wanna hellcat.

Im tired of people always asking me if I’m an introvert or extrovert. Nah I’m actually a pervert.