My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

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Who Am I?
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!