A man walks into a bar
He sits next to this dood
This dood pulls out a little piano
With a little piano man playing the piano

The man is like
WOAH THATS COOL
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT

The dood says
Out in the back is a dumpster
I found a lamp and rubbed it
A genie came out and said

I will grant you one wish and one wish only

and this is what I got

So the man walks out back
Locates the dumpster
Finds the lamp
Rubs it
And sure enough a genie comes out
He says

I will grant you one wish and one wish only

So the man walks back into the bar
And sits back down next to the dood

A few minutes later a duck walks in
And another duck walks in
And another duck walks in

And sure enough
The whole bar is filled with ducks

The man says

WHAT THE HECK
I DIDNT ASK FOR A MILLION DUCKS
I ASKED FOR A MILLION BUCK

The dood says

What, You think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?