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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:04am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 4:19am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:54am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 7:57am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 4:19am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 7:14am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:00am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:31am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:47am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:19pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:21am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:39am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 4:16am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:29am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:47pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:19pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 5:55am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:45pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 7:33am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:19pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:05am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 1:19pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 4:38am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 8:54am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:41am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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