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She looks like Ishmael ate too much chicken
and now becomes chubby
I am like damn, girl, she should sit on my face and fart (as loud as she can)
The menu voices are also impressive. Sassy Ishmael goes tired this time, even some self-deprecating jokes, her constant sighing also makes me excited.
hope we can get micro bikini Ishmael in the chapters coming up
She looks like Ishmael ate too much chicken
and now becomes chubby
I am like damn, girl, she should sit on my face and fart (as loud as she can)
The menu voices are also impressive. Sassy Ishmael goes tired this time, even some self-deprecating jokes, her constant sighing also makes me excited.
hope we can get micro bikini Ishmael in the chapters coming up
She looks like Ishmael ate too much chicken
and now becomes chubby
I am like damn, girl, she should sit on my face and fart (as loud as she can)
The menu voices are also impressive. Sassy Ishmael goes tired this time, even some self-deprecating jokes, her constant sighing also makes me excited.
hope we can get micro bikini Ishmael in the chapters coming up
She looks like Ishmael ate too much chicken
and now becomes chubby
I am like damn, girl, she should sit on my face and fart (as loud as she can)
The menu voices are also impressive. Sassy Ishmael goes tired this time, even some self-deprecating jokes, her constant sighing also makes me excited.
hope we can get micro bikini Ishmael in the chapters coming up
She looks like Ishmael ate too much chicken
and now becomes chubby
I am like damn, girl, she should sit on my face and fart (as loud as she can)
The menu voices are also impressive. Sassy Ishmael goes tired this time, even some self-deprecating jokes, her constant sighing also makes me excited.
hope we can get micro bikini Ishmael in the chapters coming up
She looks like Ishmael ate too much chicken
and now becomes chubby
I am like damn, girl, she should sit on my face and fart (as loud as she can)
The menu voices are also impressive. Sassy Ishmael goes tired this time, even some self-deprecating jokes, her constant sighing also makes me excited.
hope we can get micro bikini Ishmael in the chapters coming up
You seek validation from your abnormal obsession with a character(your compass was swallowed by your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn addiction), and everyone else reaffirms your beliefs that you're so quirky and zany by doing the "haha this guy crazy" comment or a reaction image or whatever. It's stupid and you know it.
Instead of changing your life for the better like the cool ideal guy Yi Sang, you delve further in your degeneracy and seek validation from others like the bitchless guy Dongrang. You can't flap your wings because they're drenched in your ♥♥♥, too heavy to lift your ass off your gaming chair. Do better!
⡇⢸ ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄ ⡸ ⡆ ⠢ ⠱⡀
⡇⢸ ⣀⠗ ⠉⠉⠁ ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱ . ⊹
⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉ ⠈⠁⠘⡄ ⊹ •
⢇ ⠁ ⠘⡄ • ❤
⢸ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢣ ⊹ .
⡸ ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇ ⠘⠛⠛⠛ ⠈⢄
⠰⡁ ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊ ⡠⢄ ⡘
⠱⣀ ⢀⠜ ⠇ ⢀⠔⠁ ⡏
⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁ ⡜ ⠊⠁ ⢀⠜”
⠄⠄⡀⠠⠐⠄⠄⠁⠄⡀⠐⠄⠐⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⢀⠈⠄⠈⠄⡀⠁⠄⡈⠄⠠⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⡀⠈⠄⡀⠄⡀⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⡿⣿⢽⣾⣽⢿⣺⡯⣷⣻⣽⣻⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠐⠈⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄
⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⢀⠄⠁⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⢿⡽⡯⣿⢾⣟⣿⣳⢿⡽⣾⣺⣳⣻⣺⣽⣻⡿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠁⠄⠐⠄⡀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠂⠄⠁⠄⠄⠐⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣯⢿⣽⣻⣽⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣷⣻⢮⣗⡯⣞⡾⡹⡵⣻⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⠠⠐⠄⠂⠄⢀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠂⠈⠄⠈⠄⠄⠂⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡾⣳⢿⢿⢿⠿⠿⠟⠟⠟⠿⣯⡾⣝⣗⣯⢪⢎⢗⣯⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⢀⠠⠄⠈⠄⠄⡀
⠄⠄⠂⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⡧⠠⡀⠐⠂⣸⣿⢿⢔⢔⢤⢈⠡⡱⣩⢤⢴⣞⣾⣽⢾⣽⣺⡕⡕⡕⡽⣿⣿⠟⢶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠄⠂⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⢎⠪⡊⣄⣰⣰⣵⣕⣮⣢⣳⡸⡨⠪⡨⠂⠄⠑⢏⠗⢍⠪⡢⢣⢃⠪⡂⣹⣽⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡸⠐⠝⠋⠃⠡⡕⠬⠎⠬⠩⠱⢙⣘⣑⣁⡈⠄⠄⡕⢌⢊⢪⠸⡘⡜⢌⠢⣸⣾⢿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⢂⠐⠐⡀⠡⠄⠅⠈⠄⠁⠄⠄⣠⡃⡢⠨⢀⢂⢐⢐⢄⠑⠌⢌⢂⠢⠡⡑⡘⢌⠠⡘⡌⢎⠜⡌⢎⠜⡌⠢⠨⡸⣿⡽⣿⣿⣿⣣⠄⢪⢪⣺⡄⠄
⠄⠂⠄⡁⠄⠂⡁⠈⡀⠂⣁⢴⠋⠁⡢⡑⡨⢐⢐⢌⠢⣂⢣⠩⡂⡢⡑⡑⡌⢜⠰⡨⢪⢘⠔⡱⢘⠔⡑⠨⢈⠐⢼⡷⣿⣻⢷⢯⢂⠣⡘⠔⡢⢿⡀
⠄⠅⠂⡀⠂⢁⠄⠄⢀⢎⢎⠂⠄⠄⡢⡃⡢⢊⢔⢢⠣⡪⡢⢣⠪⡢⡑⡕⡜⡜⡌⢎⢢⠱⠨⡂⡑⠨⠄⠁⡂⡨⣺⡽⡯⡫⠣⠡⠢⢑⢈⠂⠌⡆⣧
⠄⠂⠁⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⢘⢜⢕⠄⠄⣰⡸⠐⠌⠆⢇⠎⡎⢎⢎⢎⢎⢎⢎⠎⡎⡪⠘⠌⠂⠁⠁⠄⢀⠄⢄⢢⢚⢮⢏⠞⡨⢂⠕⠉⠌⡠⠂⠌⢌⠢⣺
⠄⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⢖⡧⡑⠬⡀⢀⡯⡃⡌⠈⠈⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⢂⢢⢱⢱⢱⠱⢡⢑⠌⢂⠡⠠⠡⠡⡂⠅⢕⢁⢊⢎
⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠟⣁⠄⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣼⢟⢀⡼⠃⡹⠃⡀⢸⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⠃⠄⢀⣾⠋⠓⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣾⣅⢔⣕⡇⡇⡼⢁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣
⣿⡟⠄⠄⣾⣇⠷⣢⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣀⡈⠙⢿⣿⣿⡇⡧⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾
⣿⡇⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⠇⠄⠄⢿⣿⡇⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣼⣿
⣿⣷⢰⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⣧⣀⡄⢀⠘⡿⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣼⣿⣿
⢹⣿⢸⣿⣿⠟⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣉⣤⣿⢈⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣾⣹⣿⣿
⢸⠇⡜⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣱⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⢳⠃⣿⣿⣿
⠄⣰⡗⠹⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣅⣥⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣾⡌⢠⣿⡿⠃
⠜⠋⢠⣷⢻⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣛⣥⣾⣿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠄⠄
jack froos neeping at your nooos
your tight- a roof- being sung by their choouu
and fros- theres a prile a esk___s
*pause*
there then there saaan tars on is wayy
is clothes are lothrup posion goodies on is layyy
*pause again*
ayrn stoww aand offering the silver playyy
to kiss fron one to narlty twoooo
ma ree chrismas
toooooo youuuuuuuu
ma ree chrismas to you!!!
I gotta monologue it and find a record of (my heart)
How stupid is it? Won’t you level a bit
Just come up to me and yiik out to (my heart)
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
Open your mind dungeon for both us two
Or maybe you’re scared to say: “I’m yiiking for you”
Hello, I’m down, I’m bad, oh
I think I’d be good for you
And you’d be good for me
And I’m Alex, baby
But you won’t block, won’t attack, won’t decypher me
I’m the most postmodern of all us three
Why you wanna stay in a van like that?
Come down to the dungeon and level with me.
currently: after many big ups and downs, and a productive stint as the bands manager, rivers has settled into a pure creative environment, focusing completely on writing and playing music.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙
⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠨⡀⠄⠄⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢁⠼⠊⣱⡃⠄⠈⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠛⡧⠁⡴⣦⣔⣶⣄⢠⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⠭⠏⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡧⠠⠠⢠⣾⣾⣟⠝⠉⠉⠻⡒⡂⠄⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡪⠘⠄⠉⡄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠃⠁⢐⣷⠉⠿⠐⠑⠠⠠⠄⣈⣿⣄⣱⣠⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠷⠈⠉⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣇⠄⡙⣿⣷⣭⣷⠃⣠⠄⠄⡄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣁⣿⡄⠼⡿⣦⣬⣰⣿
⣿⣷⣥⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠷⠲⠄⢠⠄⡆⠄⠄⠄⡨⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⠐⠄⠈⣙⣩⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠕⠁⠈⢠⢃⢸⣿⣿⣶⡘⠑⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⡉⢿⣧⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⢀⠄⠐⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠉⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣨⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠋⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⢟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡆⠆⠄⠠⡀⡀⠄⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⡅⠄⠄⢀⡰⠂⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
I'll spread some memes and have fun with you!
I'll shoop something and I'll be comfy,
Excuse my OC if it's not funny.
I ain't gonna work 'cause then I will die,
When I stay indoors then I stay alive!
One look at my waifu and I'm real happy,
We don't all live in a society.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠰⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠢⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠑⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠠⢀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠲⢀⣇⠲⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⡄⠀⠀
⠀⣤⣀⣄⡀⠀⠿⢿⠿⠀⢰⣦⣦⣴⠀⢸⣾⣿⣿⠀
⠀⢿⡟⣿⠇⠀⠀⠨⠀⠀⠈⣿⢻⡿⠀⢸⡿⢿⡇⠀
⠀⣹⡇⣿⡆⠀⠀⠰⠀⠀⠀⣿⢸⣟⠀⢸⡇⣼⠇⠀
⣿⣿⣿⠘⠲⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣛⣛⠛⠻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡜⠉⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⡲⠷⢀⣿
⣿⣿⡿⡁⠀⠁⢨⡎⠠⣦⠰⢀⡀⡀⠀⢠⡏⢃⣼⣿
⣿⣿⡟⣴⡄⠀⠸⠀⠐⠀⠀⢠⡟⠻⡀⠠⡁⢾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣾⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠁⣠⣷⠀⣿⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡾⠁⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠈⠑⠉⠹⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠀⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⢱⢗⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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[Coach breaks through the boarded up door to a convenience store Safe Room in the park, unlocks it and everyone walks in.]
Coach: "Report unusual behavior"...
[Nick opens the cash register with his pistol and smirks.]
Coach: "Barricade your homes"...
[Ellis opens a gun cabinet and looks inside. His expression of bewilderment changes to a devilish smile.]
Coach: "Avoid all contact with infected individuals"...
[Rochelle is studying a map as Ellis places a pistol on top of it for her. She pushes it away as Ellis studies a Combat Shotgun.]
Coach: "Wait for official instructions." Heh. "Wait" my ass!
[Coach crumples the paper and throws it away as he walks towards the others eating his chocolate bar. Ellis has attached a grenade launcher, sniper rifle, a pipe bomb and first aid kit to his back.]
Ellis: Kill all sons o' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
[Ellis racks his Combat Shotgun.]
Ellis: That's my 'ficial instructions.
[Ellis kicks out the Safe Room door and they open fire on a group of Common Infected. Chocolate Helicopter begins to play.]
[Coach punches an Infected in the face, knocking it down. Rochelle brings her axe into the face of a Common as Coach walks up to the downed Common.]
Coach: This used to be a nice neighborhood!
[Ellis and Nick run along the highway, when Ellis is tackled by a Jockey. Nick turns around.]
Nick: ♥♥♥♥!
[Nick fires. Cut to the downed plane in the crash site.]
Rochelle: What the hell was that?
[A trio of mud men notice them and charge.]
Ellis: Hey, watch out!
[Cut to Ellis and Rochelle hiding behind a fallen tree. Rochelle hushes Ellis as a Spitter appears on the other side of the tree.]
[The Spitter hacks up acid at the camera as the scene cuts to the Survivors fighting in the streets of Ducatel.]
Rochelle: Get back! Get back!
[Coach and Rochelle fire briefly at the horde before the Survivors run away. Ellis is helping Nick walk. Cut to the Survivors climbing a stairwell.]
Coach: [Panting from exhaustion] Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stairs?
Nick: [Exhausted] Come on, Сoach. Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate... [Chuckles]
[Coach scowls at Nick.]
Ellis: Hey, where is everybody? Hello?
[Four helicopters are seen flying away in the distance.]
Rochelle: Oh, this is not happening...
Ellis: Anyone here?
Rochelle: This is not happening. This is not happening.
Coach: Thought they're supposed to be saving our asses?
Nick: Looks like there's been a change of plans.
[Cut to jets bombing the embankment to the Louisiana Naval Shipyard, a Horde in the French Quarter, and a tractor trailer being blown into a group of Infected on the bridge.]
[Cut to the Veterans Memorial Bridge collapsing into the river.]
Radio voice: Christ, that's coming from the bridge!
[Coach is thrown back onto the hood of a squad car as an explosion hits a gas tanker in front of him. Nick rushes over to help him.]
Coach: ♥♥♥♥!
[Coach and Nick looks up in surprise.]
[Ellis is attacked by a Charger in a burning shack. It roars, bursting through the wood, sending him flying. It then picks him up.]
Ellis: It's got me!
[Cut to Nick followed by a group of Infected climbing a roller coaster in Whispering Oaks. Nick is pulled up by Rochelle as fire engulfs the Infected.]
Rochelle: Hang on!
[Two hazmat suit Infected walk through flames and turn towards the camera.]
[The Survivors run down a hallway to an elevator. Ellis melees a Riot Infected, but loses his Sniper Rifle to a Common Infected that trips with it's arms raised, making it fall out of his hands. He makes it inside the elevator, but a Smoker grabs him.]
Ellis: Ah, what the hell? Aahh!
Nick: [grabs Ellis, pulling him away from the doors] No!
Coach: [approaching with a chainsaw] ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Eat that ♥♥♥♥!
[Coach mutilates the Infected and severs the Smoker's tongue, allowing the elevator doors to close.]
Ellis: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...
[Coach helps Ellis to his feet as Rochelle hands him a grenade launcher.]
Rochelle: Hey. "Kill all sons 'a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥", right?
[Ellis sheepishly nods, grinning at the grenade launcher.]
[The floor count changes from five to four. Cut to the Survivors on the stage of the Dark Carnival finale fighting a horde. Coach throws a gas can into the fireworks.]
[Ellis shoots the flying gas can with his Combat Rifle and it explodes above the horde of infected.]
Nick (voiceover): I have not...
[Floor count changes from 4 to 3. Rochelle ♥♥♥♥♥ and fires a heavy machine gun from the porch of the mansion in Swamp Fever.]
Nick (voiceover): ...come this far...
[Floor count changes from 3 to 2. The Survivors are fighting a Tank on the Veteran's Memorial bridge. Nick reloads a Silenced Submachine Gun. A tank throws a car in the air and, as Coach dodges the car, charges at Ellis,who fires a grenade launcher,knocking it back, Rochelle shoots the Tank with dual pistols.]
Nick (voiceover): ...to die now.
[Floor count changes from 2 to L. The doors of the elevator open up. As the Survivors prepare, Coach revs up his chainsaw to fight the horde.]
There's the transcript for the running gag for this post.