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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 69 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door. *insert wide angle shot of las vegas strip

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your opening cinematic, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see the furtive pygmy playing video games haha! I don't know why its an unkindled thing honestly im like really against linking the fire and like ill be the one in the shrine forging you weapons. We should really play Dark Souls 2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry I wasnt slow rolling I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like that thing.,.. your dark soul sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should partake in some jolly cooperation you look really nice and fun xxx

This man is the single most awful human being I have ever met. Every time I have had the DISPLEASURE of interacting with him I have felt a vein pulsing in my temples so rapidly that I get a headache. My heart beats fast around him and I get butterflies in my stomach. I find myself lying in bed thinking about his dreamy eyes and his soft voice.
I forgot where I was going with this.

the bros and i were playing our favorite game "say something beautiful" and it was going great until chadney accidentally described the face of god in perfect glorious detail and all of us were killed by exposure to holy radiance in our brains as we imagined it