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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
👽 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🚘 ☼ 🎍 ☼ 🌂 ☼ 🎁 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 👽 ☼ 🍧 ☼ 📀
My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times
as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending
mail about softball games. And I've got this pain right through my ALU.
I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens. I think it would
be better for us both if you were to just log out again.
🌳 ☼ 😺 ☼ 💙 ☼ 💄 ☼ ⚡ ☼ 🔋 ☼ 🎫 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 📗 ☼ 🕺