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Recent reviews by The Scrimbo

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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
Delta Force deserved better than a zoomer shooter Battlefield 2042 ripoff that focuses more on selling skins than being a fun or entertaining game to play.

Its about history and authenticity, and this game has neither.
Posted 5 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
Play Hell Let Loose instead.
Posted 28 June, 2024.
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27 people found this review helpful
285.7 hrs on record (240.6 hrs at review time)
I love this game, its possibly one of the best WW2 shooters out there.

But I do not love Team17. Since this game was picked up, Team17 has consistently made poor choices hurting the overall experience of the community in the name of increasing player counts. Throwing HLL on GamePass, constant free weekends, and poorly explained tutorials has created a tidal wave of players who are either willfully ignorant due to the price, or completely oblivious to obscure mechanics that decide victory or defeat.

Rather than create solid content, we have consistently been given piecemeal expansions and horrible maps that do not reflect a solid experience, and often are ignored in community server rotation.

This is not the HLL I fell in love with, and it deserves better.
Posted 13 June, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Utter slop that is an insult to Relics past COH legacy.
Posted 10 May, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I played this for free and still felt ripped off.

No soul, no meaning, nothing but endless cheats, bad coding, and skin merchandising slop.

Do you think the devs drink themselves to sleep to cope these days?
Posted 4 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
[LE-61] Failed to Matchmake

Can't enjoy the game if you cannot even leave the town or enter new areas.
Posted 24 February, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.6 hrs on record
You had the best and brightest from old Dice, and this was the best you could come up with?
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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4.4 hrs on record
The game itself is great! Fun weapons, neat characters, and the setting is done in such a charmingly authentic way that it feels like good clean fun!

However it does have some growing pains, which shows how it was a stepping stone from NZA to Zombie Army 4 for Rebellion.

The loot system is extremely flawed. It works under a simple idea of buying guns with gold found in levels, with special gun modifiers being obtainable by puzzles within the game.

Except it's not shared. If you are playing with randoms unless you steal the items, you get a pittance of gold and no upgrade materials. This enforces the idea that whoever does the puzzles for items, does not get the items unless they play solo.

The upgrades themselves are also questionable. The 303 rifles main idea is piercing enemies, making it a powerhouse. Upgrading it with some stones removes that feature and cripples rhe rifle. You also cannot remove these stones without destroying them. So experimentation is discouraged due to wasting upgrades that take an entire match to MAYBE get if you beat a random or your friend to it.

It needed a final patch to bring the progression up to speck, sadly.
Posted 31 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
Comparing Payday 2 to Payday 3 is like choosing between a 32 Ounce Ribeye or a 3 ounce Prime Rib.

You are paying 3x more for a slightly better steak that's a fraction of the size.

Get the big meat.
Posted 21 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Boring, uninteresting slop that retreads all the same problems Battlefield faces.

This isn't BC3, this is BF4-Roblox. Gimmicky trash gadgets, recon being grueling to fight against, tank play being overly arcadey.

Absolute trash.
Posted 11 September, 2023.
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