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I met this user once before I was playing CS and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response, he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied everyday at school and being tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling of sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually, he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time.

I sexually identify as the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of being an multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. People tell me that a person can not be a school fitness test but I do not care, I am beautiful. Every morning I wake up and tell myself "The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds". My running speed starts slowly, but gets faster every minute. In school, every time I hear the bell I think "A single lap should've been completed, and if It isn't completed twice the test is over". From now on I want you guys to call me Fitness Gram and respect my right to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. If you can't accept that I am a aerobic capacity test then you're a testophobe and you need to check your running privledge. Thank you for being so understanding

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nice guy + rep

10/10 +rep