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631 Hours played
ADDED ONE HOUR BEFORE SHUTDOWN:

Evil won and the exodus of the players has begun, ripped off every ounce of pride, dignity and coin they had, now wandering in the wastelands of cancelled mobile games, they find themselves searching for the the promise land, a place where they can spank each other on their legendary pulls all night till dawn, and get drunk on all those limitless sweet reddit posts whitout worriying about their world disappearing on a blink of an eye, or so they want to belive.

Yes, evil won and palamecia is no more, that sweet princess self slaved devoted to you is gone, that thick tasty half naked witch is gone, that cute sluty little shEt fairy is gone, those two wincest siblings are gone, thick'tola is gone, yuna is gone, tifa is gone, that dood with the big sword is gone, the "hahahahahahaha" dood is gone, the emo dood with the scar is gone, everithing is gone...and even in the end...there was no rule 34 to loock for.
Just remember
"None shall remember the names of those who do not pay", such is the ruthles reallity of the mobile industry.

And so the memories vanish, like tears in rain.




:Below is my review made one year before shutdown:

I have 600 hours wasted on this thing, so maybe that give some kind of weight to my review and be of some help to you.

-Based on loot box system
-A “multiplayer” that is an exhibition match where you sit and see some other guy melt the boss in the first turn with the best cards in the game and have a bigger wallet than you.
-A community in reddit that is full of post of people spanking each other with “I got this great pull (card), I’m so lucky” and “congrats, but I got this great pull too”, so its full of individualism and about to try to show the other that you have the biggest dingus in the game not really caring about their “awesome luck”.
-Biggest wallet wins the respect of the brainless.
-Highly addictive even when you know it’s not doing good for you, just look at me, LOOK AT ME!
-If you are curious about this “game” because you saw other ff characters somewhere in here just open youtube watch the 20 minutes of cinematics and save yourself 500 hours to spend on whatever you want.
-Even if you are a mobile gamer (hahahahahahaha), you don’t want this, you have it on your pc? .... why? nothing to see online?
-There is not even rule 34 for this, how’s that possible?

A trash "game" that will suck time from you with a promise of getting something that you don’t even know what it is and when you realize it was nothing, you will rage at yourself for being so stupid to let this into your life, I know I did.

If you like final fantasy, better play one of the originals or get ff 14 if you can and use your time in there, hell, with all that I waste in this crap I could be leading end game raids by this moment, that’s something to brag about, not having the most broken deck in this trash.
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