Guts the Black Maulman
Pimpslap Johnson   Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
 
 
once upon a time there was a barnacle that was so ugly everybody died.Hello my name is fisted buttholes and i like long beachs on the walk and smoking crack with my neighbor ashy larry . last week,a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole my tv remote so i drowned him with a fork.DIABETES IS NO LAUGHING MATTER just kidding that ♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious :shit:
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Sp1itLip 12 Apr, 2020 @ 10:59am 
To my son ..and his entire family ...I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, ♥♥♥♥♥ eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball...
TheMethadonian548 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:09pm 
Loyal as loyal gets, A zomboid champion. A Mordhau mercenary.
By The Heavens! 22 Dec, 2019 @ 5:37pm 
You are a true warrior.
McCringie 5 Jun, 2019 @ 1:24am 
my pp itch
Nutty 24 Apr, 2018 @ 9:36pm 
Happy birthday :steamhappy:
Guts the Black Maulman 24 Apr, 2018 @ 8:12pm 
its next month lmao