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Hey i know this is random but please allow me to explain why Shrek 2 has the best climax ever.
I watched that scene, I Need a Hero recently. My God, what perfection. I don't know what exactly it was, but that whole scene was like nothing I have ever seen in a movie before. It was far fetched but in a good way. The powerful voice of the Fairy Godmother, whenever she roars "Hit It!", the start of one of the best scenes ever to grace movies. The transitions between Shrek and the huge gingerbread making their way to the castle and the Fairy Godmother singing was perfectly paced. A massive party inside the castle meanwhile the guards are doing their jobs to take down a huge piece of dough, Mongo screaming like a F ucking dinosaur when he gets hit and starts kicking the gumdrop button back to them. The whole scene was well paced. It was fast, but balanced everything well. Amazing every single time.

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The world is a strange place. Like how the book series is called "Harry Potter" even though Dobby the elf is clearly the main protagonist.... and the antagonist. It’s an internal struggle really. It’s only when one of the extras gives him a glove that he becomes free and uttering his famous quote “I’m da mudda free ♥♥♥♥♥”

Hi, let me make this quick. I identify as Trans. Trans Fat that is. I am very tired of the FDA and the American Heart Association for systematically opressing my gender. They claim that I cause an increase in "cholesteral,""heart disease," and "diabetes." (fake terms made up to oppress my gender). Which is why I am looking to recruit the fattest person I know (you) to help me fight back against the blatant systemic trans sexism.

calls me a commie and doesnt vote for trump
hes the real commie