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Great game

gud, it makes your accuracy better

hifi rush

odie

pubg

i don't like golf and i have no friends

I have never played a game I could truly call a masterpiece, until I stumbled upon this game. Comparing this to every other game I have ever played in my entire life, this is a true life changing experience on almost godly levels. I firmly believe that this is the pinnacle of human evolution, a result of billions of years of lifeforms mutating their DNA resulting in us humans. From the first speck of dust in the universe, a whole wide array of materials and matter was created, with the sole purpose of having a sentient, biological species create this saintly game.

Throughout the lifespan of the earth, which could be estimated to be around 4.5 billion years, us humans have only been around for 200 000 years. We were the only ones who could harness almost all forms of energy on this planet, with the final goal of creating GGD (goose goose duck)

This will undoubtedly ascend humankind to the interstellar space age, where we will finally cement our existence to realms unimaginable today.
Being born in the age where this game exists has truly been a blessing beyond my own fragile mind. A true god would understand the capacity of goodness this is.


I truly believe that everyone that has not bought this game has only refrained from doing so because they don't believe they deserve such a virtuous product... No, describing this entity with a crude and unmannerly word such as "product" would be an insult to this prodigious and marvelous creation.

This is truly the peak of humanity.

There isn't a sliver of untapped potential within this masterpiece of a creation. The total ecstasy that you experience while processing only the surface of what the game has to offer is enough to satisfy the rest of ones life. The fissures of euphoria you will experience while playing this is otherworldly, it is undoubtedly a full body experience.

Oh why oh why must the dirty and filthy human race such as ourselves gorge in such a beautiful creation., Goose Goose Duck. What an outstanding world we live in.

frustrate

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ I would buy the soundtrack
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I would rather be deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All ages (anybody)

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

fun with friends