Recent reviews by kennyNWH

Once you finish, you never wanna touch the game again. Ending sucked.

10/10 would recommend this game if you want to get your ass whooped by Frieza for 1 hr

Pros
Counter Strike: Global Offensive is the best place to search for girls with ass and titties. I want to thank Lord Gaben for all the money I lost on a case opening simulator. Lord Gaben has opened many doors for me when I stopped my drug addiction. I now know how to use my money for greater goods than wasting my money on drugs. I now donate my money to Lord Gaben. What a great guy. Opening cases is the best simulator to see how lucky you are to win in a lottery.
Cons
My big complaint for this game is that I have to sit my fatass to be rank 3, like what the ♥♥♥♥, Gaben.? You've betrayed me Gaben... I thought you were the savior to save us all. You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not join them. You were to bring balance to the community, not leave it in the darkness... You were like a son to me, Gaben, I loved you.
Big Thanks to the community for taking their time for reading the most retarded review.

-Sincerly, OverDaEdge182 <3