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126.8 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
Very Democratic ahah yes
Posted 3 April.
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181.4 hrs on record (171.0 hrs at review time)
Tch.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
533.5 hrs on record (472.8 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 14 September, 2021.
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116 people found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
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132.8 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 26 December, 2020. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.0 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Semplice e solido. Un gioco che tra amici regala tante ore di divertimento, e lo sconto si è rivelatato essere una mossa davvero ottima in quanto i server sono tornati a ripopolarsi e alcune opzioni (come l'invite only session) tornate disponibili.
Ottimo feeling con i comandi e graficamente molto gradevole, mappe molto colorate e originali, unici problemi riscontrati riguardano l'illuminazione in alcune zone (a volte c'è talmente ombra o luce che il nemico è quasi del tutto non visibile), e cali di frame in zone con molta nebbia o quando si usano troppi lanciafiamme, nella maggior parte delle modalità però ciò non accade. Adoro le musiche, vivaci e assolutamente azzeccate per un gioco del genere! La locazione in italiano lascia un pò a desiderare ma ho una grande fiducia in questo gioco e credo che con nuovi implementi e (parere personale) magari trasformandolo in un f2p con microtransazioni esclusivamente estetiche, in modo tale da muovere più l'utenza che ama customizzare i propri soldatini giocattolo, non avrebbe niente da invidiare ai migliori AAA.

-Varrebbe la pena acquistarlo per 10 euro?
-Con un pò di gente in più, probabilmente si.

-E per 1 euro?
-Muovi il culo e sborsa.
Posted 26 January, 2019. Last edited 27 November, 2020.
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