Gottscalc
• Changing the amount of a's in his name too much.
• Being the only one who knows what is going on.
• Knowing one too many racial/homophobic slurs.
• Using above mentioned slurs.
• Illegal trading in memes.
• Extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ illegal trading in monkey memes.
• Absorbing all the good genes in the womb.
• Becoming a big brain
• D&D Chad

$100,000,000

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VaniGori
• Being Himothy Himmington
• Has been, is, and will continue to be HIM
• Eating two Carolina Reapers and dabbing on Gavo & Rage.
• Hacking everything that doesn't move.
• Hacking everything that does move.
• For keeping me up till 4:00AM for like a week.
• Waging a chemical war on mosquito's while I am in the room.
• If there is a game, this guy is probably better at it than you, you just don't know it yet.
• For going MIA like a billion times, and making me worry.
• Learning Barotrauma wiring in like a day.
• Having movie nights with me.

$99,999,999

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Lurch
• Having more weapons than the combined United Kingdoms.
• Probably going to kill someone , For killing two men.
• Many many hate crimes in Dungeons & Dragons™.
• For being way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tall, like bruh.
• D&D Chad
• For having a sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ catch phrase.
• Digging me out of some sketch situations.

$99,750,000

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Rage
• Being dabbed on by VaniGori, lmao.
• Being too attractive.
• Breaking my heart.
• His internet search history.
• Thinking "Anime theme songs" is a valid genre of music.
• D&D Chad
• Becoming a simp and getting a Girl Friend
• Being my banonical blood..

$97,000,000

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Goblin
• Being dabbed on by VaniGori, lmao.
• Being a goblin.
• Being part of the incident.
• Owning like 2 hentai games.
• Having dangerous moves on the trampoline.
• Being a bro and giving me the 1 item I needed in Terraria.
• D&D Chad
• Stealing the only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legendary we dropped in Borderlands The Pre-Sequel.
• Irish

$95,000,000

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Darkus
• People still don't know you are black lol.
• Revoking my N-Word pass.
• Being the realist [REDACTED] I know.
• Being a ride or die [REDACTED].
• Cuddling with me ♥.
• Finishing Dark Souls like a chad

$94,000,000

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Bladedge & ShadowCat
• Being a McDonalds™ combo meal.
• Obsession with cats.
• Saying "JISSIS" one too many times.
• Having had a gamer girl name.
• Playing games in that warm ass room, like ♥♥♥♥ me...
• Letting me be a groomsmen.

$89,500,000

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Uniiquue
• Having a drinking problem.
• Never plays with me anymore.
• Being black, probably.
• Being a member of the notorious Goon Squad™.
• Being a Goon Squad™ Officer.
• SELLING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITEMS.
• Being a golf fiend.
• Being part of TE

$88,500,000

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Emi
• Being my sugar mommy
• Using way too many racial slurs.
• Hurting my feelings.
• Being really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid.
• Keeping Lurch's children hostage.
• Extremely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ illegal trading in monkey memes.
• Going MIA a million times.

$86,000,000

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Jwlz
• Being out of position more than once.
• Being racist
• Being the nicest person in the group.
• Having amazing hair.
• Being out of position again ffs.
• Telling a lot of bad jokes.

$85,000,000

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Buddy w/ Pumpee & Titan Asznee
• Keeping me up till 4:00AM for like 3 days.
• Condoning my Big Shaq phase
• Being part of the notorious Goon Squad™.
• Being Goon Squad™ Officers.
• Being bad at Pummel Party.
• Saying "OU" one too many times.
• Letting me come to his wedding.

$84,000,000

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StelCo
• Always covering his bases.
• Something something, maybe I'm not normal.
• Proceeds to be pretty normal.
• Trying to coerce my into playing WOW again.
• Telling a lot of bad jokes.
• Being addicted to dunked wings.

$83,000,000

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Uncle
• Never playing with us anymore.
• Uncle "I take your ranged creep for efficiency" machine.
• Not the Uncle I need, but the Uncle I deserve.
• Games need good graphics "plays Terraria".
• What was up with you having Pedo-Bear as your profile pic?
• Going MIA like a thousand times.
• A.K.A. Known as the traitor
• True Souls-like G.O.A.T.
• Always watching on us from the Shadows

$82,500,000