Recent reviews by Daring Hard Ox

Although I only have about 68 minutes in the game, due to an update an hour after I finally got the game installed, and my slow as ♥♥♥♥ internet. I have enjoyed what little I have played. The music is fantastic, the art style is very charming, but the best part of this game is the level design. It takes a 2d side scrolling platformer, an overused at best genre, and turns it into a 3d platformer, this deviation sets it apart from other games very nicely. This, alongside the good looking backrounds makes me recommend this game to any buyers, especially at its low price.

This is, without a doubt, the best game I have ever played.
The combat, although simplified from previous games, makes you feel like a total badass when you counter well on high difficulties. The voice acting is just perfect, Geralt himself specifically. I can only play this game on medium settings, yet it still looks better than real life. The story is simply fantastic and the main quest alone can get 40 hours of playtime. I would happily pay $10 for gwent as a digital or physical game and it is undoubtedly the best minigame I have ever played.

10/10 This is the only game I would pay $60 for, and I payed $30 instead.

If you have worse financial managment skills than a crack ♥♥♥♥♥, this game is for you. If you enjoy sucking ♥♥♥♥♥ for your corporate overlords, this is the game for you. If you are a regular person STAY THE ♥♥♥♥ AWAY!