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╬═╬ Das ist Felix. Er besucht mit seinem Helikopter alle Steam Benutzer die besonders
gay sind. Es scheint als ob er dir "Hallo" sagen will.
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💕 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵Ʒ..•°*"˜🎊💗💝 ☼¸♪♫-´ 💕 ♪♫" ~.¸.
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- mega gutaussehend
- Starkes Aim
- eine Awp im Spiel und in der Hose
So, genug von mir wer bist du?
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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