hey man do you wanna duo queue?

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didnt grow. You didnt improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. Its sad that you don’t know the difference.

I know I know. Another "I had a dream about Jerma" post. I've been thinking about whether or not to post this for the last 3 days, since everyone and their grandmas are doing these posts. But whatever.
Three nights ago I dreamt that I was watching a jerma stream and he did something so utterly hilarious that I bursted out laughing so hard that I actually woke up from it. I looked for my phone to write down what he was doing (because it was 2 am and I needed to go back to sleep) but I couldn't find it for the life of me.
Then in the corner of my eye a webcam appeared and it was Jerma laughing his ass off saying "chat he can't find it" and "he doesn't know pepeface". I was still dreaming lmao. I saw chat and it was just a wall of OMEGALULs. The whole situation was hilarious so then I woke up for real this time. Unfortunately because of the nature of the dream I can't remember what he was doing originally that was so funny. I think he was choking on a piece of bread or something.

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It was just like any other day. After a long, boring day at Orange Star High School, Gohan was going home, but was being followed yet again by Videl Satan. He has had enough of this and decided to talk to her about it.

"G-Gohan!" stuttered a surprised Videl.

"I am sick and tired of you following me Videl! You need to learn to respect someone's privacy, and I know just how to get it through to you!" scolded the Saiyan-Human half-breed. "With a long spanking!"

"A spanking!?" cried Videl as she was hoisted over Gohan's lap.

"Yes, and to make sure you learn your lesson properly it will be on your bare!" said Gohan as he pulled down Videl's pants and panties.

He blushed heavily as Videl had the biggest tush he had ever spanked, and it seemed to never had lost any baby fat.

Videl blushed heavily as the first smack came down, making her butt jiggle.

"Ow!" she cried.

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Her butt jiggled in delight as Gohan spanked on.

By this time, Videl was blushing heavily and was crying loudly. "Y-Yes!" she cried, the tears pouring from her eyes.

Gohan delivered the last of her spanks and hugged her into his chest, rubbing her rump as she sobbed.

"There, there. It's all over Videl," soothed Gohan. He felt a stick substance on his lap.

Videl blushed as Gohan rubbed her derriere, and discovering her juices all over his lap.

"Listen, Videl. You like being spanked by me." Said Gohan.

Videl nodded in response as she suddenly captured Gohan's lips with her own.

Gohan promised that in exchange for "nightly activities" and spankings, he would tell her his life stories. Videl agreed to this as the two continued to make out as Gohan rubbed Videl's perfect, bouncy, reddened, round, sexy, rump.