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Colonizer

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cragclaw Defeated

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
Unlocked 14 May, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Teratomo Defeated

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Open Sesame

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Aaaaaaand we're back

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Phone Home

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 11:33am

Cannibals

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:35am

Little Shop of Horrors

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
Unlocked 14 May, 2021 @ 11:21am

The $600 Man

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:27am

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:18am

Return To Sender

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Ambidextrous

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 1:52am

It's Not In The Game

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 1:30am

Your Friendly Neighbourhood...

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 10:31am

For Science!

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
Unlocked 14 May, 2021 @ 11:14am

Deleted But Not Forgotten

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 11:02am

Teratomo? Teratomo!

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 12:50pm

No Refunds

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 7:04am

Flippin' the bird

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Turdball Wizard

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 10:44am

That's all people really want to do...

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Au-revoir Gopher!

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 2:10am

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:38am

He Slimed Me

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 11:17am

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:39am

Home At Last

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 3:45am

Screw This Noise

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Botanist

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 2:05am

Zoologist

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:49am

Build It Up

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
Unlocked 16 May, 2021 @ 2:00am

I Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 1:03pm

I Feel The Same. I Think?

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 11:53am

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 11:33am

I Come in Peace

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:49am

Shocking

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:33am

Pinball Wizard

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
Unlocked 17 May, 2021 @ 11:23am

The Answer is 42

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:29am

Who Is Teratomo?

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 1:33am

Old Game Master

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 7:02am

Kronus: Unplugged

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 3:30am

Jewel of the Bargain Bin

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 3:43am

Power Underwhelming

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 3:33am

Coastal Postal

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 3:35am

Walking On Air

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 3:25am

Part of a Complete Breakfast

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
Unlocked 18 May, 2021 @ 2:18am



What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Don't Cross the Streams

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

A Little Help, Please

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

Old Game Alliance

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.