tried to eat my dog -rep

+rep cured his own ligma and got laid

-rep proceeded to eat said pickle

-rep hasn't been in ♥♥♥♥♥ since the day he came out one.

+rep once shoved a bloated pickle up his bum

-rep has ligma aka no balls

"You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time"

I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.When I asked "why" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angles" 😇 Twenty angles are in your world.Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message.God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over.🏻 A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to 14 friends,including me If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love 💕 will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. 🐇

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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆ 2017
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╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════ LIAR!!!

It was a great time man.

How I await your return...

Slut

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If you think someone is a good friend and a real bro, copy then paste this on there profile

thx

Fun guy to play with :D

Naw man

aw stop it im blushing

An awesome L4D2 player, allways great to play tank challenge with :D

what i dont yell at you you just think im yelling

true that

friendly but dont piss him off or your friends list will go down by one