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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of
code using nothing but vi or emacs. AAAAACK!
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially
Emacs.)
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Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are

-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
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...everything on this earth has a purpose, every disease an herb to cure
it, and every person a mission. This is the Indian theory of existence.
Mourning Dove, (Salish 1888-1936)
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The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core --
Scratch a lover and find a foe!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Ballad of a Great Weariness"
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hacker report

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of trash survivor

+rep, szanuje za gre w DBD :D

+rep killer dei cromosomi